Crisipiness

by saynotospandex

My friend said I looked pregnant.

I am so traumatized it’s not funny at all.

I am contemplating going on all-fruit diet tomorrow onwards but know I lack the willpower, and sadistic ability to starve myself.

Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

My friend once said “women are like keropoks (crispy prawn crackers) — they “lao hong” (lose their crispiness) once they start working.

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